Sunday, May 3, 2009

Mohammed Shah Poor


I just saw a video about this guy named Mohammed Shah Poor and read a news story about him. Apparently he thought he was smart enough to cheat a UAE prince over a business deal to do with wheat and get away with it. Well, Mr. Mohammed Shah Poor was very stupid to think that because he got sand shoved into his mouth, got beaten up, and then had an SUV driven over him.

So, what's the moral of the story? Don't cheat Sheikh Issa bin Zayed Al Nahyan... because he will come to you in his SUV and bring the police chief, a friend, and a friend with a camera phone, and they'll totally whip your ass.


1 comment:

propaganda said...

Sheikh Issa is a lunatic who did not need to be cheated to run over Poor with his SUV. Since you seem to think this so funny, let me provide details.
Issa fired bullets from an automatic rifle around Poor; Used an electric cattle prod against Poor's testicles and inserted it into his anus; Poured lighter fluid on Poor's testicles and set them on fire; Pulled down Poor's pants and repeatedly struck him with a protruding nail attached to a wooden board. (At one point, he placed the nail next to Poor's buttocks and banged it through);
Poured a large container of salt on to Poor's bleeding wounds; Drove over him repeatedly in a 4 x 4 vehicle. The sound of what appears to be breaking bones can be heard on the tape.