Funorb Arcanist Review

I played this game after there was some news about it on Runescape's main page. The game being updated or whatever. Anyways, so I logged in. Tons of games were going on, and I joined. The whole game is made to look very 7-year-old-ish. I seriously doubt Jagex is aiming for ages 13+ with these games as Arcanist is so colorful it appeals to probably kids that JUST started using a computer. But, don't let the colors fool you, it's quite hard to play and master. There are all these hidden keys that you need to know, and you shoot all these spells at your enemies in this destructible world. Imagine that tank game (where there's a map with two tanks, and you both try and kill each other by gauging the wind speed and fire-strength) on steroids. There is no wind, but there are like a billion spells of different types, and you can upgrade them too. So everybody was firing these rain of fire and rain of arrows spells at each other, and trying to eat away at their hitpoints, and that's when I realized that there are teams! So, the game (I think) automatically assigns teams if more than 2 people are playing. It's definitely not easy to get started in, perhaps that is why they have a tutorial mode for this game (which nobody really plays). You can even spawn little imps to do your biding. I'd recommend not playing it as it is quite boring and difficult to learn. But then again, you can try it if you want.

Something else like Funorb

What else looks like Funorb with all the fun games and all... I have one word for you: Kill Harry Potter! Hahahahaa... yeah... that's all. Die();

RuneHQ Runescape Website

What? The newest game on Funorb is called Escape Vector? Or is it called Hostile Spawn? I don't care. I just don't care. What I do care about is China. The earthquake in my home country (it's in Sichuan even though I'm in GongZhou, it's the same country) has destroyed dams and cities. And we as a country depend on our dams. Damn right we do. We have the most dams of any country in the world (and the most dams per capita!) Let's see somebody make a game about THAT.

Another thing that comes to mind when thinking about misery and death is the dying Runescape fansite RuneHQ. It was only a few weeks ago that we thought they had an upper hand that we realized that they just suck since they just copy other better sites like Runescape Help and tripper.

Indestructo Tank 2 should be on FunOrb

That game is seriously the most addictive thing on the internet. I got a top 10 highscore and a streak of 1200! I just kept going... and when the streak finally ended, I felt like doing it all over again and then some.

If you need something with poor graphics, simple gameplay - Indestructo tank is it ... and it's a perfect candidate for Funorb! Additionally, it is quick to get started in and fun for the whole family (if they like destroying helicopters and jumping into the air by exploding on bombs).

Funorb is my homeboy

No, it's not. In this blog entry, I won't even talk about Funorb. In fact, I'll be talking about t-shirts. I'm a t-shirt salesperson in real life, so it's best I talk about something I have experience with. Let me start off by saying that not all t-shirts are alike. Any t-shirt salesperson can tell you that. Most t-shirts are cotton and polyester and shrink after you wash them. They have stupid iron-on graphics that don't resemble Funorb or any games on that website, unless they were ordered by Jagex employees. The ones that I like are a semi-tight fit on a slim body with good hourglassish shape. I don't like sequin because it gets stuck and rips off. Also, I prefer high quality dyes rather than cheap iron-on graphics like the graphics in the java-based games on Funorb. Another thing is stretchyness. A good shirt needs to be very stretchy, but still must be 100% cotton. And yes, that's possible. In fact, I'm wearing such a shirt right now. It feels like I'm naked, but I'm not. It wasn't expensive either, only $4, cheaper than Funorb and Runescape's memberships. And this shirt will last me longer than a month too!

FunOrb sucks but FunCorb Rules

That's right folks, FunOrb might suck, but you know what, at least we have FunCorb ! lol

More updates on that later. It'll feature games and all that, ok ok, more on that later!

Funorb big disappointment

So, Funorb came out and it turned out to be just another Shockwave.com wannabe. One good thing is that the games are in Java. BUT, they are very basic and simple. And very few of them too. And check it out: Jagex is already charging for premium versions. Are you going to play? Not me! For now, I'm happy with Runescape.

I might check out WoW or that other new game, Age of Conan by Funcom. It promises to be more gory than other games, which is always a good thing.