My boyfriend is ugly that's why I don't have one

If your boyfriend is ugly and that's why you don't have one, then get a shirt that says it!

It's a classic example of a moronic juxtaposition pentameter, if you want to get literarily correct. This isn't anything to do with Runescape, but it's all for laughs.

Funorb is my homeboy

No, it's not. In this blog entry, I won't even talk about Funorb. In fact, I'll be talking about t-shirts. I'm a t-shirt salesperson in real life, so it's best I talk about something I have experience with. Let me start off by saying that not all t-shirts are alike. Any t-shirt salesperson can tell you that. Most t-shirts are cotton and polyester and shrink after you wash them. They have stupid iron-on graphics that don't resemble Funorb or any games on that website, unless they were ordered by Jagex employees. The ones that I like are a semi-tight fit on a slim body with good hourglassish shape. I don't like sequin because it gets stuck and rips off. Also, I prefer high quality dyes rather than cheap iron-on graphics like the graphics in the java-based games on Funorb. Another thing is stretchyness. A good shirt needs to be very stretchy, but still must be 100% cotton. And yes, that's possible. In fact, I'm wearing such a shirt right now. It feels like I'm naked, but I'm not. It wasn't expensive either, only $4, cheaper than Funorb and Runescape's memberships. And this shirt will last me longer than a month too!